Never take your bro-mance too far

Bro code rules about dating a friends

Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle of bros. Because he is drunk, he will probably agree that he needs to be punched. Anyways, don't expect that friend of yours to talk to you for the next few weeks. If he doesn't have another girl, well then there is a lot of stuff that you're going to face.

You aren't going to find any happiness with her. If necessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good. It is the very essence of the bro code, and embodies the true awesomeness that is bro love. You must always show your bro love and be joyous when bro love is shown to you.

Before the blow is delivered, your drunk bro must have the situation explained to him. Plus there is plenty of fish in the sea. If the bro declines your invitation to bust some moves, you must adhere to his wishes and find a new target. Jamie foxx's new relationship has never reveal their.

When a bro is truly smashed

All things done by a drunk bro must be forgiven. If a set of time the bro code to ask his barbicel. Here's what are worth following absolutely essential bro code is able to a woman. This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched. An immediate beat down should ensue.

This rule of the bro code is what sets the male gender apart from the female gender. If a bro should ask you if its alright, unless the need is great or direct ownership is applied, you will let him have it. Even if she was truly nasty, a bro will make excuses for his bro. Then you are absolved of any responsibility. He will always have feelings for her.

This allows for an immediate punch to the face, but only after all other bros have been told and are gathered to watch the punishment. Step sisters and mothers are fair game. He is probably going to say that it is okay and that he has moved on from her. And let her know what a privilege it is to be a mere witness to your glory.

The wingman should swiftly punish any

The Bro Code has a scale that sets everything straight. Sadly, a serious bro or date anyone your guy friends have. If such a case should happen, the bro should be immediately evicted from the bro circle, until correctional actions have been made. Your mother creates rules. The bro life is like being in Jedi training camp.

The Alpha-Bro should always be handing out the wisdom and power of his skill. Example, dam man you got really goofy shoes. Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable. Sometimes, the girl you are looking at was previously dating a friend of yours.

The wingman should swiftly punish any such attempts. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved. Always refer to a bro by their name, nickname, or any standard bro word. Don't fall for that girl, she is evil. If necessary demonstrations of your prowess may be made to give your bros something to work with.

And if anyone should remark negatively upon your bro-mance. Chicks will dump you and play with your heart, but a bro will protect you like his own private parts. You were probably thinking that she already knows you and she probably digs you so you're just going to jump in.